The Grandstander
Thursday, November 12, 2026
"The Game" by Peter King
To Absent Friends - Dick Hoak
When I heard the news yesterday that Dick Hoak had died at age 86, I had this thought: Did anyone not named Rooney ever serve the Steelers longer than Dick Hoak? That question was answered in the opening paragraph of Gerry Dulac's article in this morning's Pittsburgh Post-Gazette when he referred to him as "longest tenured non-owner in Steelers history".
Think about it. Hoak came to the Steelers as a rookie from Penn State and Jeanette (PA) High School in 1961. He retired as a player after the 1970 season, spent one year coaching high school football in Wheeling, WV and returned to the Steelers as running backs coach on Chuck Noll's staff in 1972, and there he stayed until he retired after the 2005 season.
As a player, he played under head coaches Buddy Parker, Mike Nixon, Bill Austin and Chuck Noll. He was an assistant coach under both Noll and Bill Cowher. He coached Hall of Fame RB's Franco Harris and Jerome Bettis. He turned down head coaching jobs in the USFL and coordinator jobs in the NFL to stay with the Steelers. He has five Super Bowl rings, and in 2017 he was in the inaugural class of the Steelers Hall of Honor. No one not named Rooney bridged the gap between the sad sack "Same Old Steelers" of yesteryear and the model franchise that the Steelers have become more than Dick Hoak.
RIP Dick Hoak.
Wednesday, November 4, 2026
Some Thoughts On the 2026 Elections
- The President spent much of the last month barnstorming the country imploring people to vote "as if I am on the ballot." It seems that the country did exactly that, and sent a stunning rebuke to the COOTWH.
- Political ads get more repellant with each election cycle. Last month we spent two weeks in Hilton Head, SC, so we got to see such disgusting ads from both South Carolina and Georgia in addition to what we have been watching in Pennsylvania these last two months. To that end, I was happy to see Dr. Annie Andrews win the Senate seat in SC and Keisha Lance Bottoms win the gubernatorial race in Georgia, defeating "Slick Rick" Jackson.
- Obviously, the absolute worst ad was the one that Vivek Ramaswamy ran against Dr. Amy Acton in the Ohio gubernatorial race. I won't detail it here, you all know what it was about, and you can Google it if you don't. Not far behind on the Offensiveness Meter to me was the ad that Stacy Garrity (R) ran depicting an AI-generated PA Governor Josh Shapiro (D) talking shit about himself. Both Ramaswamy and Garrity lost in landslides.
- During the primary race this spring, PA State Senator Camera Bartolotta of Washington County ran ads that always mentioned her affiliation with the COOTWH, even showing pictures of her with the President. "I am with D___ T___ all the way" was the theme of her ads. (Sorry, but I can't even bring myself to type his name.) Her ads in the general election made absolutely no mention of the President and her fealty to him. She bucked the statewide and nationwide trend and was a Republican who won her election race. Coincidence?
Monday, November 2, 2026
To The Champions
Brewers Win World Series
Aaron Rodgers Vs. The Browns 11/1/26
If you just look at the numbers on a page, Aaron Rodgers had, at best, a pedestrian day against the CleveBrownies yesterday:
- 25 pass attempts, 13 competitions
- 172 yards passing
- 0 touchdowns
- 1 interception
Monday, October 26, 2026
Kritical Kommentary: Two Movies and a Book
Presented for you viewing and reading pleasure....
Joe (Seth Rogan) comes home from work one night, exhausted from his crummy job teaching music at a second rate, to him, anyway, conservatory only to learn that his wife Angela (Olivia Wilde) has invited the upstairs neighbors, the ones whom Joe can't stand because they always make too much noise when they are having sex and whom Angela is trying desperately to impress, to their apartment for an evening of drinks and appetizers. This takes Joe completely by surprise, although Angela insists that she continually has told him about this planned evening. That creates Tense Situation Number One for the night. Then the neighbors, Pina and Hawk (Penelope Cruz and Edward Norton) arrive and the tensions quickly elevate. As the evening progresses, we learn all sorts of things about the four characters, especially Joe and Angela, and their marriage that has somehow become a loveless one and how thoughts of what life might be on the other side of the apartment building can come to haunt you. The movie has its comic moments, to be sure. There are a lot of laughs, but the ultimate serious nature of fractured relationships become the main theme of this one.
Just as interesting as the story itself is that way it was shot. It takes place in the single setting of Joe and Angela's apartment. One could easily see this as a stage play, and, in fact, it is based on a play. Wilde directed as well as co-stars in it, and she often chose to go from single shot to single shot of the characters as they were speaking. It was really good in that regard.
Three Stars from The Grandstander.
Anyway, one night when one of the kids' mother went to Lorincz' house to confront her (Lorincz had taken one of her kid's iPad away from him and kept and also threw a pair of roller skates at him), Lorincz shot and killed her.
It should be noted that Lorincz is white and Owens was black, as were most of the other neighbors. Lorincz defended herself on the basis of "stand your ground" laws in Florida, and the case became a cause celebre in Florida. Lorincz was ultimately convicted and sentenced to 25 years in prison for manslaughter.
The documentary is fascinating to watch in that probably 95% of the footage is from police body and closed circuit television cameras. Give you a real "you are there" feeling when watching.
My opinion: Susan Lorincz is exactly where she belongs right now: behind bars.
Two and One-Half Stars from The Grandstander.
Four Stars from The Grandstander.
Friday, October 23, 2026
Book Review: "Shadow Before The Flame" by Catherine Grace Katz
"Shadow Before The Flame"
by Catherine Grace Katz
















