The Grandstander
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
To Absent Friends - Sam McDowell
Saturday, September 26, 2026
On The Pirates and The Steelers
PIRATES
- The emergence of pitchers Braxton Ashcraft and Bubba Chandler as solid major league starting pitchers.
- The astonishing number of home runs that the team has hit, led by Brandon Lowe with 34 of the teams total of 184
- Konnor Griffen making the team at age 19 and being signed to a long term nine year contract
- Mason Montgomery becoming a solid MLB closer
- Solid performance from free agent signee Ryan O'Hearn
- Very good offensive numbers from Oneil Cruz
- A substandard and disappointing year by his standards from Paul Skenes, although you would take a guy who gives you 32 starts, 10-11 W-L, 3.82 ERA, 200 K's and a 1.12 WHIP almost every time, this was definitely not the Paul Skenes of '24 and '25.
- Injuries that caused key players like Cruz, Griffin, O'Hearn, and Spencer Horwitz to miss huge chunks of the season
- A preponderance of "bullpen games", a development of baseball in the 21st century that I positively hate.
- Don "Donnie" Kelly's sometimes mystifying managerial decisions
- The bullpen which was, despite Montgomery (see above), awful. How many games were lost because of horrible performances by the relievers?
- New pitching coach Bill Murphy's agonizing sloooowwww walks to the mound to counsel his pitchers. Always made me wish that one of those pitchers would have just hauled off and punched him in the face. Radio guy Joe Starkey gave him the tremendous nickname of "Mosey Murphy", the comic brilliance of which was no doubt lost on all but longtime fans of Duquesne basketball.
- Did I mention the bullpen? That was truly awful and ugly all season long.
Tomorrow, the Steelers take on what appears to be an improved Bengals team at Acrisure Stadium. Cincy is favored, but this is a traditional divisional rivalry, and the Bengals can always be counted on to be the CINCY BUNGLES when these teams meet, so who knows? Perhaps we will be singing a different and a happy tune tomorrow night but it's probably not the smart way to bet right now.
Monday, September 21, 2026
The Steelers Hall of Honor and Museum
As it always does at places like this, your tour ends up in the museum gift shop, or, in this case, the Steelers Pro Shop where I went in and loudly said, "Shut up and take my money!"
Who Would You Pay To See?
- Sidney Crosby
- Konner Griffin
- Olivia Babcock
- Braxton Ashcraft
- Mason Heintschel
- LeBron James
- Victor Wembanyama
- Caitlin Clark
- Patrick Mahomes
- Tom Brady* (retired)
- Shohei Ohtani*
- Lionel Messi*
- Alex Ovechkin*
- Conor McDavid*
Friday, September 18, 2026
Happy Birthday To Me: Linda Pulls Off The Surprise Of A Lifetime
On Friday, September 11, I turned 75 yers old. That same day, Linda's sons Jeff and Justin flew in from their homes in Raleigh, NC. They were in town to attend a family wedding for a cousin of theirs the following day and were staying with us. The next day, Saturday, Linda left the house to help set up for a retirement party for a client of hers at Rico's Restaurant. I was to come by later to attend the retirement party and allow Jeff and Justin to say hello to the retiree before they took off for the wedding.
Then, I walked into Rico's private dining room.....
I consulted a thesaurus and came up with thirteen different synonyms for "Surprised" (flabbergasted, thunderstruck, dumbfounded, and gobsmacked to name a few), and they don't even begin to describe what came over me when I walked into the room and saw over seventy people from all walks of my life in there waving customized Terrible Towels while "Renegade" played over the speakers. Sproule, Madden, Mulzet, Dinnin, and Moellenbrock family members, co-workers from my Highmark BCBS days, guys from my North Side Brunch Gang and their wives, SABR friends, Church friends, and even folks from my grade school at St. Philomena's.
But the biggest and best Star of the Day was Linda.
Wednesday, September 16, 2026
A Couple of Movies For You
I spent some time these last two watching a couple of movies that I can recommend to you.
"Maggie Moore(s)" (2023)


















































