Old Movie Time - "The Lady Vanishes" (1938)

In a random post that I recently made on a Facebook movie themed group page, I asked people to name their Top Five Alfred Hitchcock Movies.  For the record, mine were, alphabetically, North By Northwest, Notorious, Psycho, Rear Window, and Vertigo.  A Facebook pal of mine, Bob Cassinelli from Illinois, told me that his list would be identical to mine "if I took out Vertigo and substituted The Lady Vanishes."  As it happens, I had never seen "The Lady Vanishes" so last night, I rectified that oversight and, thanks to the magic of streaming, I watched this 1938 Alfred Hitchcock classic.

"The Lady Vanishes" was one of the last films that Hitchcock made in Great Britain before he left for Hollywood for bigger budgets and even greater fame.  It has all of the Hitchcock trademarks:  a long opening tracking shot, a protagonist who is stating a fact that she knows is true, the audience knows is true, but no one else believes her, a Hitchcock cameo appearance, and, of course, a Maguffin around which the whole sequence of events revolve, but is essentially inconsequential to the story.

It opens in a hotel in a train station somewhere in the Balkans where an avalanche has delayed the train scheduled to head west and eventually to England.  Because of the delay, all passengers have to stay overnight at the hotel, and this enables Hitchcock to introduce the cast of characters....Iris Henderson (Margaret Lockwood), a young Englishwoman just completing a tour of Europe where she seemed to sow some wild oats with two girlfriends and is now headed back to England to marry and settle down with some dreadfully dull Englishman....Gilbert Redman (Michael Redgrave), a somewhat flighty musician who is writing a book about obscure European folk music....Miss Froy (Dame May Whitty), a elderly English governess....Mr. and "Mrs." Todhunter, and adulterous couple headed back home....Messrs. Caldicott and Charters, two straight-out-of-central-casting oblivious Englishmen who want nothing but to get back home for some important cricket matches.  There are others as well who will play significant roles in the adventure that begins the next morning when they all finally board the train and head for Jolly Old England.

Redgrave, Whitty, Lockwood

Iris, who received a nasty bump on the noggin just before boarding, becomes friendly with Mrs. Froy while sharing a compartment with her and four other passengers and has a spot of tea with her in the club car.  When they return to their compartment, Iris falls asleep, and when she awakens, Mrs Froy is gone, and not only doesn't anyone know where she is, everybody insists that there is, and never was, such a lady.  That bump on the head has surely caused Iris to imagine the entire thing, and she had better consult with a doctor when she gets home, or, better yet, consult with Dr. Hartz, an eminent "brain doctor" who just happens to be on the same train.

Iris then takes up with Gilbert, whom she took an immediate disliking to the previous night in the hotel, to find Mrs. Froy, and, not incidentally, find out just what in the bloody hell is going on here.  Most of the movie takes place within the confines of a moving train (something that we would see Hitchcock employ later on in Strangers On A Train, Shadow of a Doubt, and North by Northwest), and that adds to the suspense.  Did I mention that it's 1938 and that we are in Europe, albeit in a fictional country?  Some allusions are made to just what is taking place in Europe at that time, so that means that there must be SPIES involved in all of this right?  Ahh, that's the Maguffin that I mentioned above.  Oh, and what about that marriage between Iris and her stuffy boring English gentleman?  You are going to have to watch the movie yourself to find that out.

The story does indeed resolve itself, and if you are like I was and have never seen this movie, I certainly won't spoil it for you, but it is quite a good one, and it is one, I suspect, that I will come to enjoy even more upon repeated viewings.  It doesn't crack my Hitchcock Top Five, but I will give it three Stars on The Grandstander's Four Star scale, and I again thank Bob Cassinelli for prompting me to seek it out and watch it.

Some other observations....

Margaret Lockwood

• I was completely unfamiliar with Margaret Lockwood, but after watching, I did a little research.  She was only 21 years old when she made this film.  She was quite pretty and a very smart and spunky Hitchcock heroine, not at all  the cool icy blonde that became such a Hitchcock trademark.
• She moved on to Hollywood and found little success on this side of the Atlantic, so she quickly returned to Great Britain, and made a career playing mostly vampy, "bad girl" roles.    She died in 1990 at the age of 73.
• The characters of Caldicott and Charters, provided a great bit of comic relief to "The Lady Vanishes", yet still played a significant role in the story.  They were played by actors Naunton Wayne and Basil Radford, and their characters were so well received by the movie going public, that they were teamed up by British filmmakers and made ten other movies together over the course of their careers.  Not sure if they were on the same level of Hope and Crosby, but jolly good for them.
• Dame May Whitty.  Whenever I hear her name I think of Johnny Carson's "Mighty Carson Art Players" bit when he played Art Fern doing the Tea Time Movies.  He would always list preposterously named movies that starred a string of actors whose names rhymed with each other.  Invariably, some of the movies would always star "Dame May Whitty and Conway Twitty."
• "The Lady Vanishes" has been remade at least three times that I could find.  The most interesting bit of casting was a 1979 American version that starred Elliott Gould, Cybill Shepard, and Angela Lansbury.
• Bob Cassinelli, whose comment inspired this post, attended Northern Illinois University.  At first, I thought this was pretty cool because that's where Tony Romo went.  WRONG!  After double checking, I see that Romo went to Eastern Illinois.  However, Bob's alma mater produced some other famous fellow alums...Dennis Hastert, ex-Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives,  who ended up in the slammer for doing some very unspeakable things, Dan Castellaneta who provides the voice of Homer Simpson, and perhaps most significant of all for movie fans, actress Cindy Morgan, who played Lacy Underall, the sexy niece of Judge Smails in "Caddyshack."  Now THAT is brushing with greatness!

"Downhill"

While we have seen a number of movies so far in 2020, today we took in our first movie that is an actual 2020 release.  The movie is "Downhill" directed by Nat Faxon and Jim Rush and starring Julie Louis-Dreyfuss and Will Ferrell.  With these stars you might expect to be seeing a goofy comedy, but this movie, while it has some moments of humor in it, is no comedy.

Billie and Pete are on an Austrian ski vacation with their two sons.  While dining at an outdoor lodge at the resort, an avalanche occurs.  Billie grabs on to their two sons and prepares for the worst.  Pete grabs his cell phone and runs away.  The moment passes, everyone is okay, physically, but the relationship between Pete and his family is changed dramatically and, perhaps, irrevocably.  While the mountain scenery is fairly spectacular, watching how this all plays out is the stuff of a serious stage play.

It is odd to see actors like Louis-Dreyfuss and Ferrell depart from their well established personas and take on roles like this, and they both pull it off.  Louis-Dreyfus is especially good in her role.  Actors sometime get typecast, Ferrell, especially, but it's enjoyable to see them stretch themselves out in roles such as these and carry them off.

Like a lot of movies that get released in January and February, this one will probably be pretty much forgotten as the year rolls along.  Today was the last day that it will be at our local multiplex, and it will probably now be difficult to find until it gets released to the streaming services and DVD shelves.  Too bad.

Both Marilyn and I liked it, and The Grandstander gives it Two and One-Half Stars.

"Girl Can't Help It" by Max Allan Collins

Back in the early 1980's, the rock band Hot Rod & The Pistons, out of Galena, Illinois, were the hottest things on the the western Illinois/eastern Iowa rock and roll circuit, and they even became a one hit wonder nationally with a cover version of "The Girl Can't Help It", which was the title song from a 1956 movie that starred Jayne Mansfield. As it usually happens, the band broke up, one member passed away, and for the most part, the guys got on with their lives.  However, it is now 2020, and Hot Rod & The Pistons are about to be inducted into the Iowa Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and, yes, there really is such an institution.  Their induction into the Hall is marred when one of the members dies suddenly of an apparent heart attack, and a few months later, just as a reconstituted version of the The Pistons is about to embark on a summer reunion tour, another member commits suicide.

This is the premise for "Girl Can't Help It", the second in a new series by one of my favorite mystery/thriller/detective authors, Max Allan Collins, that features Krista Larson, the 29 year old Chief of Police of Galena, Illinois, the "youngest female police chief in the United States."  The reader, of course, knows that the former bandmates were actually murdered.  The motive for the killings is known early on, but the identity of  the murderer is not, and that makes for nifty little whodunit for Krista - and the reader - to solve.

Author Collins, 72, is a native of Iowa and has played in rock bands for most of his life.  He actually IS a member of the Iowa Rock & Roll Hall of Fame!  As such, he brings to this novel a bunch of delightful kitschy pop cultural references to the American rock & roll scene from the 1950's through the 1980's, when The Pistons were the darling of the Iowa rock scene.  He also wonderfully evokes the tourist town of Galena.  I have never been there, of course, but I have been in many other similar places in my life, and I can perfectly  picture the restaurants, parks, bars, and touristy junk stores of the town that he describes.

To assist her in solving the crime, if indeed there really has been a crime committed, Krista enlists the aide of her father, Keith, a widowed and retired police detective.  As we learned in the first novel of the series, Krista lives in and now owns the house in which she grew up, but she has invited her father to move back in with her when she worried that he was experiencing depression over the recent death of his wife and her mother.  As was the case in the first book, Keith, who had some ties to Hot Rod & The Pistons back in the day,  is  enlisted by Krista on  pro bono basis to help her and the Galena PD get to the bottom of things.

It is apparent that while Collins calls these books "Krista Larson Mysteries", it is really going to be a "Krista and Keith" series of books.  Personally, I would like to see more of Krista and less of Keith, but this won't stop me from reading future novels in the series.  And as a humorous sidebar, Collins touches upon the somewhat delicate issues of how a daughter, who is just getting involved in a romantic relationship, has to deal with her widowed Dad who is now dipping his toes into the dating/relationship waters once again himself.  With both of them living in the same house, no less!

Like I said earlier, the murderer is not revealed as the crimes are committed, but it is apparent that it is someone that everyone, not only in the band, but in Galena, too, knows.  I figured it out about about halfway through the book, but that doesn't lessen the fun of reading how Krista and Keith resolve the matter.  Also, while I figured out the WHO, I had no clue as to what the eventual denouement would be, and it was both surprising and satisfying.  All I will say is that the lesson of how sins of the past can come back to haunt you is the very effective moral of "Girl Can't Help It."

I give it Three Stars on The Grandstander's reliable Four Star scale.  I will anxiously await the next Krista Larson adventure, as I also await the release, later this Spring, of Collins' "Do No Harm", a new Nate Heller mystery wherein relentless Private Eye Heller tackles the Sam Sheppard case.

And if this post piques your interest in the previous Krista Larson story, "Girl Most Likely", I will refer you to this:

http://grandstander.blogspot.com/2019/04/girl-most-likely-by-max-allen-collins.html

The Kirbys, Father and Son

Okay, this is going to be one of those esoteric and weird posts that will probably be of no interest to anyone but me, but here goes.....

I was on a kick last week of watching old episodes of "Columbo."  Watched all six episodes of Season Four, which ran in the 1974-75 television year.  I always enjoyed "Columbo", and it was fun watching people like Robert Conrad, Robert Vaughn, and George Hamilton overact and smugly look down upon the rumpled Lt. Columbo, right up until Peter Falk slaps the handcuffs on them.  Also, nothing like those mid-seventies fashions - tight bell bottom slacks and rayon shirts with fly-away collars, not to mention big hair on the ladies - to give you a laugh or two.

Bruno Kirby

"B. Kirby Jr."

1949-2006

Anyway, an episode called "By Dawn's Early Light" featured a very young Bruno Kirby as a teenaged military cadet.  You remember him, right?  He portrayed young Peter Clemenza in "Godfather - Part II" in 1975, when he was billed as "B. Kirby Jr.", as he was in this particular Columbo episode.  He appeared in a couple of Billy Crystal's 1980's comedies, "City Slickers" and "When Harry Met Sally" when he was billed as "Bruno Kirby." At other points in his career, he was sometimes billed as "Bruno Kirby Jr."  From 1971 through 2006 he amassed 69 credits on television and in the movies. He was a most familiar face in those years, right up until his death from leukemia in 2006 at the way too young age of 57.  So it was no surprise when he jumped right off the screen in this bit part in the Columbo episode.  (In fact, seeing actors in bit parts in shows like this who later went on to big things is one of the fun parts of watching them.)

Also appearing in "By Dawn's Early Light" as Sgt. George Kramer, one of the plainclothes cops tailing after Lt. Columbo, was actor Bruce Kirby.

Bruce Kirby

1928 - ____

Bruce Kirby was and is - he's still with us and will turn 92 in 2020 - one of those character actors that you have seen a million times on television and in movies over the years.  IMDB lists 143 acting credits for him stretching from 1955 through 2006.  They included regular supporting roles on shows such as Car 54, Where Are You?, Kojak, and L.A. Law.  He appeared in nine separate episodes of Columbo.  Look him up in IMDB, and you will see the names of dozens of television shows, some long forgotten, some memorable, in which he appeared.

Well, it turns out that he is the father of Bruno Kirby, the "Senior" to Bruno's "Junior."  He was born in 1928 as Bruno Quidaciolu, and became "Bruce Kirby" when he went into the acting biz.  Fun Fact: In Rob Reiner's 1986 movie "Stand By Me", he played a character named "Mr. Quidaciolu."  In one of the Columbo episodes that I watched, his Sgt. Kramer had a fairly large speaking part, and if you might not have seen a physical resemblance between father and son, you could definitely hear a vocal and speech pattern in Bruce's voice that were definitely passed on to his son, Bruno.

Like I said, this is just one of those things that I find interesting and intriguing.

To Absent Friends - Dan Radakovich

Dan Radakovich

1935-2020

"Bad Rad"

The death of someone so closely associated with the Super Bowl Steelers of the 1970's is always worth noting, so today we bid a melancholy happy trails to Dan Radakovich, a defensive and offensive line coach with Chuck Noll's Steelers for the first two of those four Super Bowl triumphs.  Radakovich died yesterday at the age of 84.

"Bad Rad" was also an integral part of the establishment of the football program at Robert Morris University, serving as Joe Walton's defensive guru for the initial years of that program.  He is a member of the RMU Sports Hall of Fame.

No one defines the definition of a football coaching "lifer" than did Radakovich.  In addition to his time with the Steelers and Robert Morris, his career included coaching stints at Penn State (where he played), the University of Cincinnati, Colorado, North Carolina State, and in the NFL with the 49'ers, Rams, Broncos, Vikings, Jets, and Browns, as well as stint with the London Monarchs in the World League of American Football.  

RIP Dan "Bad Rad" Radakovich.

To Absent Friends - Robert Conrad

Robert Conrad

1935-2020

The Departure Lounge has been filling up so rapidly of late that I am having a difficult time keeping up with those notables who are leaving us.

Today we note the passing last week of actor Robert Conrad at the age of 84.  Conrad racked up 80 acting credits in his career, mostly in television. His last credit came in 2002 in some forgettable movie called "Dead Above Ground."  He starred in a number of television series of consequence such as "77 Sunset Strip", "Hawaiian Eye", and "Ba Ba Black Sheep", but he is most notable, to me anyway, for the role of James West in a very good television show called "The Wild Wild West."

In the show, which ran for 104 episodes from 1965-69,  Jim West was a James Bond-type US government agent who fought off all sorts of weird and mysterious villains in the 1880's using all sorts of high-tech, for the late 19th century, gadgets and gewgaws, assisted by his sidekick and master of disguises, Atremus Gordon, played with hammy gusto by Ross Martin.  It was a fun show, and one thing was almost always certain: there would be at least one scene within each show where ultimate tough guy West/Conrad would be shown without his shirt on.  I think this usually happened in everything that Conrad did.

After the acting gigs dried up for him, Conrad cashed in on his tough guy persona by doing all those "I dare you to knock this off" Eveready battery commercials. 

IMDB also notes that in 1974, Conrad appeared in an episode of "Columbo" titled An Exercise in Fatality.  At some point today, I am going to check through some of my Columbo DVD box sets to see if I have that one.  If I do, I plan on watching it today.  I'm betting that Conrad and his chiseled torso will appear shirtless at least once in the episode.

RIP Robert Conrad.

To Absent Friends - Roger Kahn, Orson Bean

Roger Kahn

1927 -2020

The passing of Roger Kahn at the age of 92 needs to be noted for the simple reason that he wrote what is generally acknowledged as the single greatest sports book of all time:

Kahn was a long time New York sports writer who as a very young man had the good fortune of being assigned to the Brooklyn Dodgers beat by his paper, the New York Herald Tribune in the first half of the decade of the 1950's, and thus was exposed to one of the most storied teams ever, those Dodgers of Robinson, Reese, Campanella, Hodges, Snider, Furillo, Erskine, and so on and so forth.  "The Boys of Summer", published in 1972,  was part the story of Kahn's own youth growing up in New York in the 1930's and 1940's, part the story of actually covering this team, and here is the best part, the story of Kahn revisiting these storied heroes in the late '60s and early '70s to see what they were currently doing as older men.  (Actually, at the time, I recall that publicity for the book talked about Kahn revisiting them as "old men", but since they were actually guys who were then in their forties, I prefer to use the term "older" men.)

Anyway, it was remarkable book that was about a lot more than baseball.  It was about fathers and sons, about prejudice and courage (the story of Jackie Robinson is, as it should be, at the heart of the book), and about how life treats all of us, sometimes not in the kindest of manners.  It has become the book to which all other sports books are compared.  For example, a great book about the 1970's Steelers, "Their Life's Work" by Gary Pomerantz from a few years ago was called in reviews "the 'Boys of Summer' of football."  Every baseball fan should read it, but so should everyone.  It is that great a book.

Kahn continued to write, and most of it is good stuff, but nothing ever compared to his masterwork, "The Boys of Summer."

Actor and raconteur Orson Bean was killed in a pedestrian accident in Los Angeles over the weekend at the age of 91.  He had a long and varied career as an actor. I last remember seeing him appear in an episode of Modern Family a few years ago.  He was an interesting guy who "dropped out" of the mainstream in his late forties or early fifties and lived a peripatetic hippie lifestyle with his family for a few years.  I most remember him for his appearances on New York based game shows and as a guest on talk shows such as the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and the Merv Griffin Show.  He was always smart and amusing, and he always made it a point to tell a single stand alone joke with each appearance.  I remember one in particular, and I will tell it to you here as a tribute to Mr. Bean.

A guy brings his female parrot to a pet shop in order to have her bred with a male parrot that was housed there.  After some back-and-forth negotiations, they agree on a stud fee of $100.  They then put the female into the cage with the male and cover the cage with a towel to allow them some privacy.  Shortly thereafter, an unbelievable amount of squawking and squealing is heard and the cage starts to shake alarmingly.  The shop owner pulls the towel off of the cage only to see that the male parrot has the female pinned to the floor of the cage with one claw while he's pulling her feathers out with the other claw and yelling "For a hundred bucks I want you naked!!"

Now THAT'S a joke.

RIP Roger Kahn and Orson Bean.