Monday, September 13, 2021
To Absent Friends - Irma Kalish
Sunday, September 12, 2021
NFL Week 1 - Steelers Win, and Other Thoughts
- Trailing the Bills 10-0 at halftime and looking totally futile offensively, it looked like all of the dire comments about the Steelers offensive line were 100% accurate. Not sure what might have been done in the locker room at halftime, and that O-line is still far from jelling, but it was a different story in the second half, and the Steelers ended up with 23-16 victory over very good Buffalo team. Not many saw that coming, including The Grandstander.
- All the angst over the will-they-do-a-deal-or-won't-they over the TJ Watt contract ended on Friday, but the sturm und drang then centered on whether Watt would be able to play after his training camp "hold in." As evidenced by the picture atop this post, I think it was a lot of wasted energy worrying about it.
- Najee Harris' debut was, um, ordinary at best. Much of it could be a function of the offensive line, but he did rip off one terrific run in the drive that led to the TD pass to Dionte Johnson. Good things to come there.
- Speaking of Johnson, all the dropped passes last year could be forgiven based on how he managed to hold on to that Roethlisberger TD pass.
- Ben Roethlisberger made me think today of a veteran baseball pitcher whose best days might be behind him but who relies on craftiness and guile to continue to baffle opponents and win games. That is going to serve the Steelers well as they await for the offensive line to develop and play as a seasoned unit.
- Whatever concerns there might be about the Steelers offense, there should be none about the defense. They held a high powered offense and a really good quarterback to one TD today. They constantly pressured Josh Allen. As the offense comes together, the defense will keep the team in games and might even win a few for them.
- I have family and friends in Cleveland, and God bless them all, so to them I apologize for what I'm about to say: I still love seeing the Browns lose, especially when they cough one up like they did this afternoon in Kansas City. Don't get me wrong. The Browns are good, and they dominated the Chiefs well into the second half, but then the ghost of Hue Jackson descended upon them. Feel free to throw these words in my face if the Browns finish ahead of the Steelers in the standings this season.
- I only wish that the CBS cameras would have shown Jimmy Haslam in the owner's box after the Chiefs took the lead or after that Mayfield INT late in the fourth quarter.
- New Orleans 38 - Green Bay 3. I didn't see any of this game, and, obviously, the Packers defense stunk out the joint. They allowed Jameis Winston to throw 5 TD passes and 0 interceptions. Aaron Rodgers, after an off season of drama and self-centeredness, totally defecated in the bed. I'm sure he'll turn that around, but, wow, he seems to have stunk it out today.
- Tomorrow's Final Jeopardy answer:
- Watching football games with full stadiums was fun to see. It made me realize just how silent is was during all those games last season. I just hope that we don't pay for this with another public health crisis.
- As I type this, I am watching the Rams play the Bears on SNF. Two comments. (1) That stadium in LA looks absolutely amazing. It is just a beautiful looking structure when looking at it from the outside. (2) It took all of 3:06 for Andy Dalton to throw a soul crushing interception. That Bengals DNA just can't be washed away.
- This just in...Andy Dalton with a soul crushing fumble for the Bears.
- 98 year old Bears owner Virginia McCaskey looks exactly like her father, Papa Bear George Halas, wearing a wig.
- Seeing all the commercials today for that Arby's prime rib cheese steak sandwich has pretty much made up my mind as to where we're going for lunch tomorrow.
- I'm packing it in now with the Rams up 10-0 at the end of the first quarter and driving. Looking forward to watching the "Peyton and Eli" version of MNF on ESPN2 tomorrow night.
Friday, September 10, 2021
Hitting a Milestone
Sometime between 8:00 and 9:00 o'clock tomorrow evening, September 11, 2021, the time will be marked when I will have officially completed my 70th trip around the sun. I've passed the stage where I pay a great deal of attention to birthdays anymore, I mean, after you start qualifying for senior prices at barber shops, movie theaters, and golf courses, why bother, but when you turn to a number evenly divisible by ten, well, you do get a little introspective.
I've led a very fortunate life. Great parents - whose lessons still resonate with me decades after they've been gone - good brothers and sisters, two generations of terrific nephews and nieces, and good friends too numerous to even attempt to list, but they know who they are. Also, shortly after my 21st birthday, I met Marilyn, the young lady who two years later made the crazy decision to agree to marry me. I hit the lottery the day that she came into my life. What a great ride it has been and continues to be, and we, she and I, are looking forward to more - many more - good years ahead.
Okay, enough of the serious introspection, and let's do some true Grandstander shit....
Three members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame stopped by this week to wish me the best upon reaching this milestone birthday, a number with which they were most familiar. So my thanks good out today to Artie Donovan of the Colts, Sam Huff of the Giants, and Ernie Stautner of the Steelers.
And as I have done in the past, I send along greetings to two other Hall of Famers who also share the date of September 11 as their birthdate, Coaches Paul "Bear" Bryant and Tom Landry.
Unlike them, I would have been a terrible football coach, but I do think that I can pull off wearing a hat every bit as well as they did.
Wednesday, September 8, 2021
Are You Ready for Some Football?
- How will a completely rebuilt offensive line function?
- Will rookie Najee Harris give the Steelers what they so sorely lacked last season, a running game? The answer to that question could be a function of the answer to the first question.
- What's the deal with TJ Watt and his contract situation?
- How will 39 year old Ben Roethlisberger do at quarterback in his 18th season with the team? (Again, see question #1)
The Grandstander Power Rankings, wherein I rank the NFL as if it were the College Football Playoffs and give you the Top Four teams each week, plus a selection of teams that are "knocking on the door." I will probably wait until five or six weeks into the season until some season opening dust settles before this becomes a weekly feature, but how about a Pre-Season GPR for your consideration:
- Bucs
- Bills
- Chiefs
- Rams
Sunday, September 5, 2021
To Absent Friends - Tunch Ilkin
It was only three months ago that I wrote this post about the retirement of former Steelers player Tunch Ilkin following a twenty-three year stint as a Steelers radio broadcaster, which followed a 14 year NFL career, thirteen of them with the Steelers. Sadly, Tunch died yesterday after complications from pneumonia and his ongoing battle with ALS, Lou Gehrig's Disease. He was a few weeks short of his 64th birthday. It is not for any of us to decree any death a merciful one, but I am glad to know that Ilkin, a man of great faith and community service, is at peaceful rest now.
What I wrote in the linked post above will serve as my Absent Friends tribute to him. Please go back and read it once again.
RIP Tunch Ilkin.
Thursday, September 2, 2021
"Pirates Project" Suspended
Amount Won/Lost | ROI | |
April | (3.83) | -14.1% |
May | 3.82 | 12.7% |
June | 3.66 | 14.5% |
July | (9.25) | -25.0% |
August | 7.56 | 14.8% |
1.96 | 1.1% | |
August total includes game of September 1 |